who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
I just offered a homeless man a meal from McDonald's, and he replied "I don't eat McDonald's food". That is the epitome of "begger's can't be choosers."
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
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