Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
Yeah well I just ate cereal out of a muffin pan with a fork. I'll flip a coin as to who has to tackle that pile of dishes we've neglected for 3 weeks.
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
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