I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
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I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
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2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.
But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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