My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
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