belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
My text messages all automatically add Zs on them cause of your skank ass messages you send me
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
Santa Claus winked at me two tables over at the Chinese place tonight I was almost afraid he knew "getting laid" was my Christmas wish
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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