she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
If you were wondering whether I accidentally FaceTime called the undergrad who works for me in lab during a particularly graphic blow job last night, then the answer is yes.
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
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