no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
Pissed on my Blackberry at the Astros game. Wish me luck explaining that one at work.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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