You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
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