Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
he's my edward cullen
I am pretty sure Edward Cullen never had an all-day drinking binge topped off with some blow.
I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME TO RUN THROUGH TACO BELL'S SPRINKLERS AT 4AM?!
There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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