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So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
u think ur still drunk from last night? i just put the eggs in the freezer and the remote in the sink. I don't wanna fucking hear it.
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
The taxi driver was cool until you left. He then started blasting enya and telling me I look like I need another line.
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
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