Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
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you threw up out the window, wiped your face with a twenty dollar bill, and threw that out the window too.
did we at least go back and get it?
how else do you think we got jack in the box...?
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
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I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
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