what day is it and did you see me today?
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
I just saw a girl drinking wine and walking her dog in footie pajamas and a mad hatter hat. First day of the new year and I think I'm in love.
I feel like you should put up a missed connections ad for this..
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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