Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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