This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
Randomize
