I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
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What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
I tried to bring you in when you passed out on the porch but all you said was that I "ruined your hope ands dreams of becoming an astronaut"
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
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