Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
my brother has friends over and I can hear one of them screaming from the basement "BREATHE. FILL YOUR LUNGS. LIVE YOUR LIFE." and it sounds like he's doing some motivational speaking down there but that's actually just how he encourages ppl to take bong hits
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
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