Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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