I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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