who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
Fuck. I just got my nipple tweaked by a plus size drag queen in a purple dress. I feel like I got molested by Grimace.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
It's sad that I'm more proud of my Twitter account then my resume
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
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