Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
i just woke up to a text from him apologizing for making me eat a full lemon
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Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
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This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
I feel like I should remember what we did after leaving the party because apparently a llama was involved, but all I can manage is the part where I asked you to cuff my ankle to the bed so I wouldn't backflip away.
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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