Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
You spilt a drink on my couch, then used my dog to mop it up... you called her a mop dog, repeatedly
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