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So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
Someone carved 'Hank' in all caps in the snow outside my apartment building so naturally I turned the capital H into a K and added an S to the front.
I think college has really matured you.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
I shamewalked barefoot this morning and the Dos Equis delivery guy judged the shit out of me.
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
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