Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
What happened to fro yo and sex?
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
Randomize
