There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
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I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
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starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
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