I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
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