that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
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I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
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Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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