I look better un-naked...
Friends are holding an intervention and have no idea this gatorade is half vodka. This is gonna be the best intervention ever.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
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So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
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Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
I just realized, you're dating a guy named Jameson. That is another level of whiskey dick.
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
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