I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
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