yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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