dude i woke up to 20 missed calls from you, 3 from a blocked number and had 13 voicemails that all said "send me a picture of your tits."
so im guessing thats a no.....
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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