how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
he's gonorrhea incarnate
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
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