do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
Randomize
