i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
just got pizza delivered to the hot tub. its easier than i thought to be this lazy
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.. I just figured you were drunk and needed somewhere to crash, but your no where to be found. I'll I have is this corn dog. call me when you get this. I'm worried! --mom
He offered to let her do a line of coke off his hard-on. She said she'd had that hard-on and it would be a bump, not a line. Everyone laughed. That's why he left.
So that answers the first question but not the second: how the fuck am I getting home?
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
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