But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
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i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
The freshman came home at 9 this morning with one heel, no pants, and a strangers sweatshirt covered in tequila-scented vomit. I think we're done corrupting her for a while.
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
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I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
Just so you know, my new pet parrot tried to bond sexually with me today. That is what Google told me. I'm not sure of its gender.
My new hangover cure is going for a haircut, just so the stylists give me a scalp massage during the shampoo.
That certainly explains the nine times your hair has looked different just this last month alone.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
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