Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
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Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
Nothing quite like pre-gaming the Kentucky Derby with adderall and adderall. I'm fairly confident I could outrun all of these fucking horses in a foot race right now.
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
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So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
I cam home to find him twitching on the floor, surrounded by unopened condoms and covered in cranberry sauce (yes I tasted it) while Thundercats was playing.
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