I cut my penus on the lid.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
You'll never fully grasp an awkward walk of shame until you run into his mom while you're trying to sneak out. Then to make matters worse you have to ask her to mover car because it's blocking you in.
and I lost my effing shirt.
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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