I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
you're like a bully in the Christmas story
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
Apparently "I have the beer shits" isn't the excuse my boss wanted to hear. So sue me
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
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