Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
I'm at work. It's margarita night. Someone literally just shouted "MURICUH!"
God bless us, everyone.
Jesus these cramps...it's like every potential fetus I swallowed last night is personally punching me in the uterus
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
I think i got beer on your cat.
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