Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
Listen, Pinot Grigio got me pregnant. It can get you a boyfriend.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
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