I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
You know how my eyes change color? Well I noticed after I hook up with someone my eyes are greener.
Wow, so you're like the Edward Cullen of sluts.
I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead.
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
ps if your frozen peas taste like crotch it's because some dude kicked me in the nuts while trying to do a keg stand and I needed an ice pack
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
Stop calling dibs on everything with a vagina you jackass.
That should be the title of my autobiography.
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
I feel like David Hasselhoff when he's drunk eating that cheeseburger and crying. But with cheesecake.
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
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