What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
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Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
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My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
I have 3 vacation days left and I'm guarding them like a gay dragon on a pile of gold dildos molded after celebrities.
Smaug the FABULOUS
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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