When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
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I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
All signs point to mom being high. 1) making chicken at 2 am. 2) dancing to smooth jazz. 3) she asked where the peanut butter was
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
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Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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