we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
don't tell her this, but while we were doing it doggy style I picked up my phone and changed my status to "who let the dogs out"
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
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being pregnant is like rehab
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
We don't watch enough power rangers
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I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
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