I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
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i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
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And then you asked me why my legs were so thick and started measuring them with a ruler
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
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