Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
You've got to be fucking kidding me. Do you think "Husband drunkenly pees all over floors" is reasonable grounds for divorce? So pissed off right now.
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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