I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
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Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
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Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
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