Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
My crowning drunk achievement from that night was donating $5 to the Obama campaign.
You're perfect
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
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