I swear she didn't look like that last week.
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
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