Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
I just saw an old lady yelling at a dead pigeon for leaving the oven on.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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