There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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