Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
Ugh hungover at a laundromat is a terrible feeling. For some reason I keep getting sucked into staring at the clothes spinning around and around and it makes me want to profusely projectile vomit everywhere
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
Randomize
