dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
One of the worst parts about living at my parents again is trying to hide how often I'm hungover, just quietly puked in the basement bathroom while my mom got ready for work
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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