school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
Learned two new lessons today: 1) Do not identify pills found in one's car by taking them to see what happens, especially while at work, and 2) There is no logical reason to keep ambien in one's vehicle...
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