Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
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so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
You were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!"
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
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Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
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