You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
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I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
And when he pulled me off the bathroom floor, he just looked at the cat litter stuck to my chin and said "oh sweetie" and shook his head. I think my dad's officially given up hope.
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
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DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
When I planned out my evening, "co-author lesbian vampire erotica" was not anywhere on my list of expected activities.
Me neither, but hey, this is where we've ended up. Let's embrace the moment.
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