Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
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ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
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Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
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