I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
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she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
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Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
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